Different LAWS…

Different LAWS which Newton never thought. Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. *Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. * Law of the bus timings:* If you wait for the bus, it will never come. If you don’t, it will be on time Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: * If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.. *Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Bosses When you come early to office boss is late Once in a blue moon when u r late, boss is already there!!!   Law of Wife If you don’t bring gift on important days, she is upset If you bring gift inferior to relatives/neighbours husbands, she is upset. If u bring best gift, she is still upset because that item she purchased last month and u r not aware!!!