Tube Thoughts!!

I dont know who wrote these but thought of sharing with you all. Just read and have fun. 😉 I think  these are old now, we can create new ones. Think about it!

1. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

2. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

3. Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

4. If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold?

5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

6. History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other.

7. If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

8. Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet.

9. Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

10. Nothing dries sooner than tears.

11. Give up for a second and that is where you will finish.

12. I m out for lunch, if I m not back by 5, i m out for dinner also!

13. It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.

14. To many time we confuse motion with progress.

15. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

16. Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.

And the last one 

17. A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.